Monday, November 12, 2012

We're Screwed

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Obama, Health Care Plans, The economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I'm here all week"

Anonymous said...

That's funny. Funny that you would attempt to ridicule a program that was the catalyst for the U.S. to lead the industrialized world for 65 years until Bush/Cheney ran the country into the ground.
Hysterical.

Lynn Anderson said...

So happy to make you so hysterical, anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Yes... stupidity is screwed.

Lynn Anderson said...

How much is that national debt under Obama? Still growing I see. Obama wants to raise taxes. That will affect the middle class after all. Ooops, sorry, you are that dreadful 1% that doesn't really have to worry too much.

Anonymous said...

Right, Bush/Cheney single handedly ruined the US. Get a grip! Clinton didnt help with his "everyone needs to be a homeowner crap." At least Bush had the balls to go after all the terrorist while Clinton had a shot at Bin Laden and didnt take it. By your logic should we blame Clinton for 9/11? The bottom line is this. Politicians are crooks and the current ones in office are trying to take away our freedom to make prudent decisions for ourselves. If we are not free to decide what is best for ourselves and our families then we are screwed.